Bioember

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August 2011

196 posts

Prob'ly need a shave, don't I.

I’ll get right on that later.

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icatchaliens: bioember: -stifles a snort of laughter- Some people say I’m too polite fer my own good, really. I mean, I don’t think so. But I wouldn’t wanna challenge someone’s opinion, I guess. There are really only a few opinions of me that I’ll actually challenge. But, uh, anyway! How are you, sir— Jack. Sorry. Jack. You’re a good man. Don’t let anything change you. I’m very well,...

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icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: Hello~ What can I call you both? Hi there! My name’s Elijah. But, uhm, you can call me Em. if you’d like. It is a great pleasure, Em…. Please, call me Jack. No need to be shy. A-alright then. Sorry, s— Jack. -He...

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icatchaliens: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: Hello~ What can I call you both? Hi there! My name’s Elijah. But, uhm, you can call me Em. if you’d like. It is a great pleasure, Em…. Please, call me Jack. No need to be shy. A-alright then. Sorry, s— Jack. -He rubs the back of his...

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icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: Hello~ What can I call you both? Hi there! My name’s Elijah. But, uhm, you can call me Em. if you’d like. It is a great pleasure, Em. I’m glad to have met you! Same here, sir! Ohohoho I like your style! -a little giggle- Well, uh, thank ya kindly, sir. Do I...

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icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: Hello~ What can I call you both? Hi there! My name’s Elijah. But, uhm, you can call me Em. if you’d like. It is a great pleasure, Em. I’m glad to have met you! Same here, sir! Ohohoho I like your style! -a little giggle- Well, uh, thank ya kindly, sir. Do I sense an accent? Uh,...

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icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: Hello~ What can I call you both? Hi there! My name’s Elijah. But, uhm, you can call me Em. if you’d like. It is a great pleasure, Em. I’m glad to have met you! Same here, sir! Ohohoho I like your style! -a little giggle- Well, uh, thank ya kindly, sir.

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icatchaliens: bioember: icatchaliens: Hello~ What can I call you both? Hi there! My name’s Elijah. But, uhm, you can call me Em. if you’d like. It is a great pleasure, Em. I’m glad to have met you! Same here, sir!

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icatchaliens: Hello~ What can I call you both? Hi there! My name’s Elijah. But, uhm, you can call me Em. if you’d like.

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fallenxforxredemption: fallenxforxredemption: bioember: fallenxforxredemption: bioember: fallenxforxredemption: bioember: Am… am I wearin’ it right? These pictures should not exist anymore but I got to lookin’ at ‘em and I was wonderin’. Oh JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU… Pff no. Loving someone down is sex. But Kurt would kill me. So I’ll settle for clinging while the...

fallenxforxredemption: bioember: fallenxforxredemption: bioember: fallenxforxredemption: bioember: Am… am I wearin’ it right? These pictures should not exist anymore but I got to lookin’ at ‘em and I was wonderin’. Oh JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU NOT IN ME YET. -stops breathing- -eyes widen- -just all engines full stop, okay?- Uh— guh buh uhm I. ...

fallenxforxredemption: bioember: fallenxforxredemption: bioember: Am… am I wearin’ it right? These pictures should not exist anymore but I got to lookin’ at ‘em and I was wonderin’. Oh JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU NOT IN ME YET. -stops breathing- -eyes widen- -just all engines full stop, okay?- Uh— guh buh uhm I. doesthatmeanI’mwearin’itright? Yes, you idiot. Now get over...

fallenxforxredemption: bioember: Am… am I wearin’ it right? These pictures should not exist anymore but I got to lookin’ at ‘em and I was wonderin’. Oh JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY ARE YOU NOT IN ME YET. -stops breathing- -eyes widen- -just all engines full stop, okay?- Uh— guh buh uhm I. doesthatmeanI’mwearin’itright?

Am… am I wearin’ it right? These pictures should not exist anymore but I got to lookin’ at ‘em and I was wonderin’.

Jarvis Fact #10

theoneandonlyjarvy: Jarvis’s favorite fruit are strawberries. He didn’t realize though until a little.. incident that sometimes they are considered a ‘sexual’ fruit. …I don’t really like strawberries. Not that I’m…invalidatin’ yer opinion or anything. I jus’ don’t like ‘em. They have seeds on the outside an’ that’s just unnatural. ...

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itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: I wouldn’t recommend it anyway, ma’am. My blood’s a lot more acidic that you’re prob’ly used to. -lifts hand- Scout’s honour, I won’t drink your blood even if it was normal. -grins- Thank ya kindly, ma’am. And I promise not t’ give you a chemical burn. Awww thanks, that’s precious. -blushes- Heh…

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itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: I wouldn’t recommend it anyway, ma’am. My blood’s a lot more acidic that you’re prob’ly used to. -lifts hand- Scout’s honour, I won’t drink your blood even if it was normal. -grins- Thank ya kindly, ma’am. And I promise not t’ give you a chemical burn.

itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: Yep! It’s going splendidly. Good! That’s…that’s good. Except fer that part where I’m pretty sure y’ kill people but I ain’t gonna think about that right now. It’s wonderful. Every now and again. Not so much any more, though. Oh? How come? Forensic science happened. Oh....

itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: Yep! It’s going splendidly. Good! That’s…that’s good. Except fer that part where I’m pretty sure y’ kill people but I ain’t gonna think about that right now. It’s wonderful. Every now and again. Not so much any more, though. Oh? How come? Forensic science happened. Oh. Uhm. I ain’t sure of what...

itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: Yep! It’s going splendidly. Good! That’s…that’s good. Except fer that part where I’m pretty sure y’ kill people but I ain’t gonna think about that right now. It’s wonderful. Every now and again. Not so much any more, though. Oh? How come?

itprovokesmyenvy: Yep! It’s going splendidly. Good! That’s…that’s good. Except fer that part where I’m pretty sure y’ kill people but I ain’t gonna think about that right now.

itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: Bioember: Why do I gotta always look so /creepy/ in pictures? bioember: -pouts a bit- Okay. And, uhm. Oh. I’m…uh. Your kind? Awwwwwe you pouted! Adorable. -grins and shows off fangs- Yeah. My kind. But! B-but! -eyes widen slightly at the sight of fangs- Oh! Like— like Jubilee? I don’t know this Jubilee, but if she’s a vampire, then...

itprovokesmyenvy: Bioember: Why do I gotta always look so /creepy/ in pictures? bioember: -pouts a bit- Okay. And, uhm. Oh. I’m…uh. Your kind? Awwwwwe you pouted! Adorable. -grins and shows off fangs- Yeah. My kind. But! B-but! -eyes widen slightly at the sight of fangs- Oh! Like— like Jubilee?

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itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: -splutters a bit- Uh- uhm. Alright. S-sorry about that? Nice t’ meetcha, Danica, ma’am. -laughs- Awww you’re cute. No, no, it’s fine. Hannibal King is just a whiny little bitch who hates me. Nice to meet you too. B-but I’m not— Okayalrightfine. I, uh, I ain’t sure who Hannibal King is, but I’m sorry he hates ya, ma’am. ...

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itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: -splutters a bit- Uh- uhm. Alright. S-sorry about that? Nice t’ meetcha, Danica, ma’am. -laughs- Awww you’re cute. No, no, it’s fine. Hannibal King is just a whiny little bitch who hates me. Nice to meet you too. B-but I’m not— Okayalrightfine. I, uh, I ain’t sure who Hannibal King is, but I’m sorry he hates ya, ma’am.

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itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: I have the same problem, Zippy. Although I love how creepy I look in my photos. I mean, I don’t always look really creepy. It’s just, uh. I dunno. I’m sorry, ma’am! I don’t believe we’ve met! Elijah Briley— well, uh, most folks call me Em. I don’t look that creepy (but still pretty creepy) either. Danica Talos. Most people...

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itprovokesmyenvy: bioember: I have the same problem, Zippy. Although I love how creepy I look in my photos. I mean, I don’t always look really creepy. It’s just, uh. I dunno. I’m sorry, ma’am! I don’t believe we’ve met! Elijah Briley— well, uh, most folks call me Em.

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I swear I don't remember wearin' this. I swear I...

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thelittlestnightstalker: bioember: thelittlestnightstalker: bioember reblogged your post: bioember started following you Hi :) :D Hello, li’l miss! What’s your name? My name’s Zoe 8D What’s yours? Hi there, Zoe! My name’s Elijah but lotsa folks call me Em. Like Aunt Em? :DDD I looove the Wizard of Oz. It’s nice to meetcha anyways. Kinda like that, yes’m! It’s nice...

thelittlestnightstalker: bioember reblogged your post: bioember started following you Hi :) :D Hello, li’l miss! What’s your name? My name’s Zoe 8D What’s yours? Hi there, Zoe! My name’s Elijah but lotsa folks call me Em.

I am going to help a teacher paint his classroom floor tomorrow morning, then I am going to spend the afternoon with a friend, and then I am spending the night at my grandmother’s house. So, odds are I won’t be on at all until Saturday. So. Fill Em’s ask box. Fill Rev’s ask box. Don’t destroy the universe while I’m gone. I love you all. Stay classy!

I think I just need to sleep.

Cool off by watchin’ Carl Sagan videos an’ then go to sleep. ‘Cause there ain’t no way I’m gonna be able t’ fall asleep right now.

thelittlestnightstalker: bioember started following you Hi :) :D Hello, li’l miss! What’s your name?

Somebody just give me bosomcradles.

thephoenixandtheflame: bioember: thephoenixandtheflame: bioember: thephoenixandtheflame: -sniffles slightly- I should probably sleep, soon. It’s kind of terrifying how tiredness sneaks up on you and punches you in the face all of a sudden. Y’ should sleep. Sleep’s good. Could I… Could I do somethin’, though? Before y’ go? -smiles- Depends on what that something is. You told me...

Somebody just give me bosomcradles.

thephoenixandtheflame: bioember: thephoenixandtheflame: -sniffles slightly- I should probably sleep, soon. It’s kind of terrifying how tiredness sneaks up on you and punches you in the face all of a sudden. Y’ should sleep. Sleep’s good. Could I… Could I do somethin’, though? Before y’ go? -smiles- Depends on what that something is. You told me y’ had nightmares sometimes. ...

Somebody just give me bosomcradles.

thephoenixandtheflame: -sniffles slightly- I should probably sleep, soon. It’s kind of terrifying how tiredness sneaks up on you and punches you in the face all of a sudden. Y’ should sleep. Sleep’s good. Could I… Could I do somethin’, though? Before y’ go?

Somebody just give me bosomcradles.

thephoenixandtheflame: bioember: thephoenixandtheflame: bioember: thephoenixandtheflame: bioember: thephoenixandtheflame: Just tired. -gropes his own chest for a second- I don’t… I don’t have a bosom. To cradle you with. Any sort of chest is good. -opens arms and raises eyebrows- -leans slightly against chest- -closes eyes- -takes a slow, deep breath and wraps his arms...